Hello, I'm Yahweh(or Jehovah, I'm not going to tell which spelling is correct, ha ha!). Look, I'm very sorry for writing the Bible and Qur'an. It was supposed to be fiction to make a point. Now that you that I wrote the Bible and Qur'an to make a point, can you guess what the point is?
I don't send people to heaven or hell. I also have a wife(who does not wish to speak) named Asherah and a friend named Ba'al. I created the religion, so people can join the Canaanite religion.
If you are a member of the Canaanite religion, good job!
So, now I'm giving it to Ba'al.
Thanks, Yahweh. Me and Yahweh are very different. Yah and I are great friends.
Asherah decides she wants to speak, so she will.
I worry for my husband. He always doing brace acts, that could get him killed.
--- By Yahweh, Ba'al and Asherah
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