Sunday, January 16, 2011

A complaint to Ba'al Zeus Yahweh Jesus

NOTE: The mention of Ba'al and Zeus are not meant to offend Canaanite Pagans(believers in the Canaanite religion, they still exist) and/or Hellenists(believers in the Ancient Greek Religion, they, also, still exist).

Dear Ba'al Zeus Yahweh Jesus,
You claim that you created the multiverse(look it up, if you don't know what it is, not you Jesus, but other readers of this letter). However, you don't lay a finger on
  • Starving people
  • Slavery
  • Homosexual rights
  • Discrimination, in general
  • Bad parents who treat there children badly(see Commandment #5)
You are all-loving, right? So, here is want you to do. Make the world a perfect place. You can and want to do that, right. No excuses, esp. from your followers(liberal and conservative)!

Love,
Steve

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