My views on Communism and Socialism

Some theists say ATHEIST = COMMUNIST. So I am going to give my views on Communism.

I am a Linux fan and according to Ballmer Linux is communism. Okay, so let's define Communism.

According to Dictionary.com Communism is

a theory or system of social organization based on the holding of all property in common, actual ownership being ascribed to the community as a whole or to the state.

Since everything owns everything(if I got the definition right) in a Communist world there is no private property. I don't want to live in a Communist world. Let's see if I could at least tolerate living in a socialist world.

According to Dictionary.com Socialism is

a theory or system of social organization that advocates the vesting of the ownership and control of the means of production and distribution, of capital, land, etc., in the community as a whole.

So basically in socialist community you HAVE give to anyone who asks. Right? I am sure I don't want to live in a socialist world.
CORRECTION:
As William pointed out socialism is idea that everyone gets equal wages. I don't like the theory. However, I think with a few modifications the theory could actually work.

If I got the definition of Communism and Socialism wrong please correct me.

Now, I don't agree with capitalism(but I have to put up with it). I think (like I said earlier) that socialism should have a few modifications. Then I would present my own view on economics should be(I would have to older to give me creditably(to most people NOT all))