I think Allah is planning to send a new book to the Japanese. Allah let me had a peak at the book, one of its verse.

For Allah sent the tsunami at Japan to the unbelievers in Japan. For those that have died are burning in the fire

--- Neo-Qur'an 27:1 Surah "The Tsunami"

Now, some Muslims are going to say "Allah would never say something like that". Lets see what we know about Islam and what we know about Japan and lets judge.

• Allah doesn't like unbelievers(Qur'an 30:45)
• They burn in the fire(pretty much every page of the Qur'an)
• Most Japanese people are unbelievers(ever heard a lot of Muslims in Japan?)
• Allah has UNLIMITED power.
• Thus, he has the motivate and ability to do it

This is like a cop investigation. Most likely, Allah did it.

Muslims, I look forward to your responses.

THE END