Faux(not the news station) history

In 1942, Kris McDonald discovered the Americas and than claimed it has his own. However, the British claimed they claimed the Americas in 1812, so the new nation — called the United Continents of the Americas — fought its first war called the War Over 1812.

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The result was that the new government was seen as the rightful owner of the Americas. However, in Britain — where the war started — it was unpopular and people called it the "Next World War II".
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In 2004, Barack Obama was elected the first African-American president so people could make the Birther movement — and the Tea Party movement as a whole — more popular.

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