The Comedic News 2/10/2011 "Egypt and the Muslim Brotherhood"

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Egypt and the Muslim Brotherhood
How to cite this article(citing this newspaper will make know it is truthy and you will get an A++)TCN(The Comedic News) Style:
The Comedic News 2/10/2011 "Egypt and the Muslim Brotherhood"

We all know that the anti-Mubark Egyptian protesters all just Muslim Brotherhood members. However, some anti-American Atheists are willing to question that truthiness. Atheists always question truthiness.

The atheists claim that there are Christians in the group, but my gut tells me that those Christians are secret Muslims or they want to be enslaved by Muslims.

Why would Christians want to be enslaved by Muslims? My gut has an answer! It is human nature to want to be enslaved by people you majorly disagree with. How else do you explain religion?

Atheists will ask where we got the information. Of course you what it is.... my gut! You can't question guts and be truthy.

Biblical Literalism VERSUS Conservative Christianity

We all know about the Conservative Bible Project. Right? Well, why did they make it? They made it(The Conservative Bible Project) to make the Bible conform to their own political biases.
Is there liberalism in the Bible? Yes, if you exclude the Old Testament, like most Christians do.

• Jesus, himself, was angry at using the holy temple as way to get money.
• He said the rich can't get into heaven.
• He said to sell your possessions and give them to the poor.
• He said to love your enemies(take that Yahweh!) and neighbours.
• He forgive people for nothing(he gave people forgiveness for stuff they did, I meant that he got nothing out forgiving them).
  
• He cared about the poor and hated the rich.

Noticed how I used a lot of italics.
Conservative Christianity teaches us the opposite of the Gospels. Right-wing(Conservative) and down-wing(Authoritarian) Christians, explain please how the Bible contradicts your political views.

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Bing copies Google. How Bing can 'copy' Google.(READ THE POST BEFORE JUDGING)

If you have read my blog you know I'm a Stephen Colbert fan. So I was watching it yesterday and I heard Colbert poke fun at Bing for being a Google-copy.

Here is how Bing can be a Google-copy and get way with it.

First, go to your URL bar. Good, Bing! Then type in

http://www.goglogo.com/s.asp?lo=(insert search engine name)*

Done!
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*Don't type in Bing because it has a bad view(the name does). Also, you must type it in exactly as you want to come out(even capitals and lower cases)

Oregon Citizens Alliance

I'm an Oregonian and an anti-homophobia 'activist'(I'm not really active, per se). Thus, I'm not really happy with the Oregon Citizens Alliance.
They sponsored Measure 8. Measure 8, as Wikipedia describes it, is

The group sponsored Measure 8, an initiative measure that repealed Governor Neil Goldschmidt's executive order banning discrimination based on sexual orientation in the executive branch of state government.

--- "Oregon Citizens Alliance." Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia. Wikimedia Foundation, Inc. 26 Oct. 2010. Web. 3 Feb. 2011.

It gets worse!

In the same Wikipedia article they also say that they supported 'Measure 9'.

The organized opposition to 1992's Measure 9 formed the basis of much of the current LGBT rights movement in Oregon, including the organization Basic Rights Oregon.

--- "Oregon Citizens Alliance." Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia. Wikimedia Foundation, Inc. 26 Oct. 2010. Web. 3 Feb. 2011.

It seems like they want them to be treated like super-super-super 2nd class-citizens. Any group that supports making a group of people as 2nd class-citizens shouldn't get support, or be based in my state.

It doesn't make me happy to think that there are homophobic Oregonians. A message from one Oregonian to others(aka EVERY homophobic Oregonian). Homosexuals are people too, you don't have to like them. But you must get them the same rights as other people. What if straights were persecuted?

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Blogging the Bible Genesis 1 PART 7 'The Conclusion'

I bet a Moderate Christian is going to comment on one of my episodes and say 'No one takes Genesis literally'. However, this only aimed at fundamentalists.

I will give my take about moderates later.

Blogging the Bible Genesis 1 PART 6 'The 6th Day'

It's been a while since I wrote a 'Blogging the Bible'. So I'm going to start now.

And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so. And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

--- Genesis 1:24-25, KJV

I bet that Evolutionist Biblical-literalists will love this verse. However, it's just an interpretation.

And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

--- Genesis 1:26-27, KJV

What! This doesn't make sense. Why make humans the master species? Why make a master species in the first place? Why make more than one species in the first place? How can man and woman BOTH be from God's image? They look similar in some respects, different in others.

God must work in mysterious ways.

And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat. And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.

--- Genesis 1:28-30, KJV

God! You shouldn't give my species domain over all animals. We do a bad (and selfish) job of it. Get another species to it!

And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

--- Genesis 1:31

God sees his creation good, however, what about the bad things in the world? God created germs and called them good.

Well I'm done.

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LDS

Mormons are must like other Conservative Christians. Ignoring their own Bible, while claiming to believe in it.

The official LDS church now has 2 official policies

• African-Americans should have the same rights are everyone else(which is good).
• Polygamy is bad(Polygamophobia, as I call it, is just as bad as homophobia).

Mormons, I have news for you. This contradicts either the Bible or the BoM.

And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them.

--- 2 Nephi 5:21

Okay, the BoM supports the view of Polygamophobia.

Behold, David and Solomon truly had many wives and concubines, which thing was abominable before me, saith the Lord.

--- Jacob 2:24

Wait! Doesn't that contradict the Bible?

Because David did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, and turned not aside from any thing that he commanded him all the days of his life, save only in the matter of Uriah the Hittite.

--- 1 Kings 15:5

That includes David's Polygamy.


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